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Jim Boren's Bible for Politicians
 
In the Beginning
 

       In the beginning, the Powers-That-Be created government and its institutions, and the government was with minimal form, and void. And the Powers-That-Be caused the foundations of the government to be half-cracked, and they called the foundations Politics. And the gutters, being at water level, oozed with the substances for which they were to become known.

       The Powers-That-Be took the mud of the gutter, the waters of the still, and the gasses of the air, and they formed a Politician. They shuffled into his heart the spirit of self-interest and self-indulgence, and the Politician became a reigning thing.

       And the Powers-That-Be said, "Let there be words." And there were words. And they said, "Let the words be formed into languages; and the Powers-That-Be heard simple words being used to communicate thoughts and exchange information.

       And behold! The Politicians brought forth their own words, and the words didst flow in great abundance. And the Politician’s words translateralized abstructional concepts with much floatational bloatum which didst orbitate with nondirective expressions of marginal thoughts.

       And the words didst flow to words, wool didst cover the eyes, patriotic hype didst dull the ears, and idiotoxic concepts didst shroud the mind. And the Politicians didst wave their arms, furrow their brows, and thunder their redundant warnings against those who wouldst oppose them.

       And the spirit of phoniness continued to squaggle across the face of the earth.

 

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bluered.gif (1701 bytes)abstruct – Borenword –v- to destroy an idea or concept by making it so abstract that it cannot be understood. Derived from combining the soul of abstraction and destruction.

bluered.gif (1701 bytes)floatational bloatum – Borenwords –n- the filler or pappetry of puff pieces; the free-floating debris of a mind that can express meaningless thoughts with optimal resonance.
bluered.gif (1701 bytes)orbitate – Borenword –v- to move in conflicting orbits which may sing and sway…or which may add circularity to word linkages.
bluered.gif (1701 bytes)idiotoxic – Borenword –adj- any idea, concept, or activity that is toxic or dangerous because of the idiocy on which it is based. Idiotoxicities are common in political campaigns, closing arguments in courts of law, or governmental regulations.
bluered.gif (1701 bytes)squaggle – Borenword –v- to ooze forward with snake-like progression.

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