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Jim Boren to Speak at Your Next Meeting
| Humorist and Author
Dr. Jim Boren,
author of six books and many magazine and newspaper articles,
has traveled throughout the world spreading his tongue-in-cheek
message, "When in charge, ponder... When in trouble, delegate...
When in doubt, mumble."
Boren has gained insight from his long and extensive
careers in politics, government, education, and business.
His knowledge of the bureaucratic process is readily apparent
in his humor.
You can share his hilarious perspective by arranging
for Jim to come to you! Contact
Jim Boren to speak at your next meeting, conference,
convention, or other special occasion. Read
a "thank you" letter from a recent client and browse
through the rest of this section to discover more of Jim's
comedic and political past.
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| Battles
with the Postmaster General
In 1972 Jim ran a 170 mile race with the U.S. Mail (from
Philadelphia to Washington, D.C.). Using six quarterhorses,
his Pony Express beat all the U.S. Mail...some of it by
as much as 8 days. In 1991 he repeated the race... from
Muskogee, OK, to Tahlequah, OK, (25 miles by road). Jim
didn't take the beaten path. This time, the mail was carried
by canoe, by joggers running backwards, clog dancers,
waltzers, and a group of Native Americans. The final leg
of the race was run with a herd of turtles. His Turtle
Express won...even after giving the Postal Service 24
hours bonus time. This race was featured in the April
1995 issue of Smithsonian Magazine.
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Books by Jim Boren
When in Doubt, Mumble
Have Your Way With Bureaucrats
The Bureaucratic Zoo
Fuzzify
Twiggle
Bureaucratic Strategies (Ukranian)
Coming Soon...
Jim Boren's Bible for Politicians
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| Written by Dr. Lowell Lehman,
and produced by Boren and the Destroyer Escort Sailors
Association,
The
Postmaster General March (312K audio) (Semper Defunctus)
was recorded by the United States Naval Academy Band.
Scores
of the unmarchable march were made available to high school
and university bands who would perform the march in concerts
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| Experience in Politics
and Government
In 1957 Jim Boren was the state campaign manager for
Ralph Yarborough's successful race for the U. S. Senate.
He served as the Senator's Chief of Staff until 1961,
when he was named the Deputy Director of the United States
Economic Mission to Peru. While in the Foreign Service,
Jim founded and directed the Partners of the Americas,
a private sector program aimed at grass roots development
in education, health, and community initiatives. The program
continues today and is the hemisphere's largest volunteer
program.
Prior to government service, Jim was in the independent
oil business in Texas and Oklahoma. In 1970 he became
President of Development Services International in Washington,
D. C. In this capacity he served as a consultant and professional
speaker. It was at this time that he launched an auxiliary
career as a humorist with a focus on political and business
bureaucracies . . . and as a witness before Congressional
committees. Over the years, Jim has spoken to almost 2000
major conventions, conferences, and governmental meetings.
His satirical portrayal of the bureaucratic ways has been
used by many corporations looking to reduce bureaucratic
problems.
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| The Campaigns
In 1992, Jim Boren was an official candidate for President
of the United States of America as the candidate of the
Apathy Party of America. His slogan: "I have what it takes
to take what you've got." Only on the ballot in Arkansas,
he received enough votes as Honest Jim Boren to place
17th nationally in a field of 28 candidates.
In 1996 Jim was the Democratic nominee for the U. S.
Senate in Oklahoma. He failed to take his own advice,
and lost. The state election board issued to him its first
and only Certificate of Defeat, making him the nation's
first certified loser. He is happy to be back on the trail
as a humorist and satirist and back in the university
classroom where he can continue his research on the vacuumental
thinking and idiotoxicities of Washington.
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| Experience
in Teaching and Public Speaking |
| Boren has traveled
the globe, visiting 58 countries. Beginning in 1985 he organized
the first-ever exchange of American and Soviet humorists
with the participation of the Editors-in-Chief of KROKODIL,
PERETZ (Ukraine), and PIKKER (ESTONIA), Art Buchwald, Mark
Russell, Larry L. King, Herblock, Oliphant, Jim Berry (Berry's
World), Brant Parker (Wizard of ID), Bill Rechin (CROCK),
Don Wilder and many other award-winning satirists, cartoonists,
writers, and performers. While in the Soviet Union, Boren
lectured at the University of Moscow. For more on past
speaking engagements and contact
information for future arrangements, visit the Speaking
section of this site.
Boren's commitment to education began at a young age.
He was the President of his class in high school, and
he went on to earn four college degrees. Boren later received
two honorary degrees which were given in recognition of
his work in Latin America and his reform-oriented use
of humor.
Academic Background
BA, Economics and Government, The University of Texas
BA, Education and Psychology, California State University-Long
Beach
MA, Economics, University of Southern California
PhD, History and Philosophy, Education, The University
of Texas
LHD, (Doctor of Humane Letters), Nathaniel Hawthorne
College
LLD, (Doctor of Laws), Heidelburg College
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| Since 1990 Dr. Jim Boren has served
as a Professor and Scholar-in-Residence at Northeastern
State University in Tahlequah, Oklahoma. |
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