Letter to the White House
The Church of the Evangelical 45
19824 Steeley Hollow Road, Tahlequah, Oklahoma 74464
Telephone: 918/456-1357 e-mail: jim.boren@suddenlink.net
Jim Boren, PhD, Presiding Sishop
April 26, 2001 Office of Faith-Based Charities
The White House
Washington, DC Dear Brothers and Sisters: Our rapidly expanding Church of the Evangelical 45 has developed
a forceful and effective Gun-Based Charities Program founded on
the teachings of St.Luger that there is more charity at the end
of a gun than in a collection plate. One of our later prophets,
Samuel Colt, was known for his Peacemaker work in the Old West.
The impact of his work is still felt today as is the persuasive
influence of St. Gatling. The federal funds which you can shell out to us will enable us
to expand the agenda of our Gun-Based Charities Program in accordance
with the persuasive principles not only of St. Luger but also
Saints Browning, Smith & Wesson, Colt, Ruger, and Gatling.
With the money you send, and with the warm embrace of our arms,
we will be able to give new meaning to "revenue enhancement"
in the world of charities. Please make your check out to: The
Church of the Evangelical 45. Bless you.
Jim Boren, Presiding Bishop
The Church of the Evangelical 45 Board of Deacons: Dr. Lowell Lehman, Chairman;
John Cosgrove; Sam Saylor; Blake Purdy, Art Cox; Lloyd Spyres;
Art "Two-Gun" Gliner
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